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Sirius
10-01-2003, 12:25 PM
"Your Keen Sense of Humor Will Make You Many Good Friends"



also if it is important: 01 09 28 35 43 50
girl-who-loves-sharks
10-01-2003, 12:27 PM
They were really taking a risk with this one:

:) You like sunshine and fresh air.
nymphette
10-01-2003, 03:23 PM
stop looking, happiness is right beside you....

(in my fortune and my boyfriends when he (my now-hubby) took me out for chinese food the first time.. :) seven years later, we are still together.. and have both received that fortune several times since...

edited to add: http://home.nc.rr.com/rellis/fortunes/fort...tunes_index.htm (http://home.nc.rr.com/rellis/fortunes/fortunes_index.htm)

my sister and i found this site when we were doing a google, trying to find 'derek's big site of walmart receipts'.... don't ask......
siafu
10-01-2003, 07:23 PM
your success will astonish everyone! LOL. love that one.
hainlam
10-02-2003, 09:13 AM
In God we trust, all others must pay cash..

I keep that one on my computer.. I can't believe it was actually in a fortune cookie.. hee hee.. my friend and I eat Chinese at least once a week. I keep my "fortunes" in a pocket of my purse.
mokistar
10-02-2003, 10:42 PM
i used this one on the cover of an altered book...it seemed fitting for my obsession
"Every excess becomes a vice"
VeronicasLovebug
10-03-2003, 02:06 AM
I had a really strange one a while back something along the lines of...
"one day you may travel to the moon" it wasn't exactly that...but i remember it sayin somethin about traveling to the moon lol :P
girl-who-loves-sharks
10-03-2003, 07:06 AM
I am not making this up. Once I went out to dinner and everyone else got a typical fortune, but mine said, "Happiness is dreaming of a good fuck." The waiters were looking at me and giggling when I opened it.
Redandpinkdaisy
10-03-2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by girl-who-loves-sharks@Oct 3 2003, 08:06 AM
I am not making this up. Once I went out to dinner and everyone else got a typical fortune, but mine said, "Happiness is dreaming of a good fuck." The waiters were looking at me and giggling when I opened it.
Ha ! That is so funny ! :) I ALWAYS seem to get the same one - strong reasons make strong actions. *shrug*
hainlam
10-03-2003, 10:07 AM
I am going to Chinese today.. will certainly post my fortune when I get back.. :)
hainlam
10-03-2003, 01:36 PM
"an angry man opens his mouth, and closes his eyes"

how very wise.. but not really a fortune.. oh well..
Laurasia
10-03-2003, 03:43 PM
Anyone play the "in bed" fortune cookie game? It gets old pretty fast, but you read your fortune out loud at the table and say, "in bed" after it.
Example:
"An angry man opens his mouth and closes his eyes...in bed"
see, not really that funny... My friends won't stop though!
I recently saw a whole box of adult fortune cookies for sale with dirty fortunes...
girl-who-loves-sharks
10-03-2003, 03:57 PM
The alternate version of the "game" is to say "with a midget." I don't know why.
Cuilanië
10-03-2003, 03:57 PM
I just re-read the posts with "in bed" at the end... That's too funny!

Sadly, chinese restaurants here don't have fortune cookies... I'll go try that site!
Cuilanië
10-03-2003, 04:02 PM
Cracked up on this one:

"Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery."
Sirius
10-03-2003, 04:05 PM
You can order chinese cookies online. You can also order them with personalized message. I remember seeing them in those magazines of wedding favors....
bluecrayon
01-11-2004, 10:15 PM
"somewhere, right now, he is thinking of you!" -- I still have this in my underwear drawer -- I took it as an omen and actually called someone I hadn't seen in ages and we actually spent 3 years together...
tanagee
02-15-2004, 11:39 PM
thought I'd resurect this one...

I received these fortunes in the 2 months before I found out I was pregnant:

"You will have some wonderful new experiences."

"Look to the next month for some pleasant surprises."

"Good news will be coming to you soon."

The best one is:

"A short stranger will soon enter your life."
medeous
02-15-2004, 11:41 PM
"you are never bitter or petty"
hainlam
02-23-2004, 09:50 AM
I got this one this weekend:

"that special someone loves to see the light in your eyes"
Sirius
02-23-2004, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by medeous@Feb 15 2004, 11:41 PM
"you are never bitter or petty"
at first i read that as, "you are never bitter or PRETTY"

I have about 160 fortunes taped together in a strip-o-fortune-collection. Anyone need?
jackiethestamper2
04-21-2004, 07:00 AM
You have a magnetic personality

You have an artistic flair
Sirius
06-03-2004, 01:34 PM
sent fortunes to bookpassion....