Mr. Potatohead game!

[Cuilanië]

OK, got it.

Invent a fun fact about the person who posted before you.

The next person to post here should invent something wacky to say about me, like :

"Cuilanië plotted to have evil monkeys take over France as a base to conquer the world."
Of course, we already knew that, but you get the idea.

Who wants to start?

[Seusomon]

Cuilanië dons a metallic pink wig every other Tuesday, and writes bizarre letters to heads of state.

[Sirius]

Seusomon is a professionally trained ballroom dancer, who could dance Fred Astaire (when alive) under the table...but he can only dance when he thinks Monkeys are watching.

[Lilac]

Rustell is actually a mermaid. Have you ever wondered why her picture only shows her from the waist up?

[siafu]

lilac bakes fresh doggie biscuits for her pup every morning.

[Redandpinkdaisy]

Siafu likes to wear a bathing suit on the outside of her clothes, just to see if anyone notices.

[Cuilanië]

Redandpinkdaisy likes to walk on her hands. She stands on her head all day, and she can't figure out why everybody else is upside down...

[Redandpinkdaisy]

Cuilanie likes to dance around naked at work to get out of trouble. :lol:

[Seusomon]

Daisy is infiltrating this thread on behalf of the Nervousness board of directors, hoping to smoke out any subversive plots. One more mention of monkeys and we're all in trouble.


OOPS!

[atomic_cocktail]

Seusomon has an obsession with checkered and plaid fabric prints and has a whole collection of robes made from them that he wears when he is dancing Fred Astire under the table.


[spelling... always my spelling]

[cdonley]

Before making bombs for guerilla comandoes, atomic_cocktail had a very suburban life as a dog food taste tester for Alpo!

[gwensmom]

cdonley has been chosen to be next month's centerfold.

[Lilac]

Gwensmom once worked as a "human cannonball" for the Barnum and Baily Circus. This was *BG, of course! :P

*BG---->(Before Gwen!)

[venus28976]

Lilac is actually a dog who was tranformed into a person by one of the many nness genies.

[VeronicasLovebug]

Venus likes to dance around her living room naked every saturday morning watching cartoons lol

[Cuilanië]

I like trouble. *wink & grin*

VeronicasLovebug is secretly planning to paint the whole world purple. For this, she is in league with glow-in-the-dark purple leprechauns and the purple gorillas who do all the dirty work for the monkeys ruling this place, but she has to keep it quiet from the GPGPs.

[gwensmom]

Cuilanie is really a spy for the French monkeys. She is reporting everthing we say back to them. Now they know we are on to them and their nefarious plots.

[Lilac]

Gwensmom is at this moment wearing a pair of those big, ugly "hillbilly" false costume teeth. She likes the new look! :P

[Cuilanië]

Lilac loooooves lilac flowers. She has them all around her house. She has so many, no grass can grow on her property, because no sun and no rain can get through. She makes lovely lilac honey with the hives in her yard... ;)

[VeronicasLovebug]

Originally posted by Cuilanië@Sep 26 2003, 07:51 AM
VeronicasLovebug is secretly planning to paint the whole world purple. For this, she is in league with glow-in-the-dark purple leprechauns and the purple gorillas who do all the dirty work for the monkeys ruling this place, but she has to keep it quiet from the GPGPs.
How did you know? lol :P



Cuilanië enjoys the smell of skunks...and her dream is to be able to bottle the smell and market it as a new perfume :blink: :lol:

[gwensmom]

Since she is in France, she can call her new scent "Pepe la Peu"!

VeronicasLovebug's secret ambition is to be a TV evangelist. She robs convenience stores to support her makeup habit. Every night she practices in front of the mirror to make sure she can cry and make the mascara run down her face effectively. But she is still working on finding the perfect big hair.

[Redandpinkdaisy]

Gwensmom is really a mermaid, and her computer often shorts out cause she knocks it into the bathtub she sleeps in.

[Cuilanië]

Redandpinkdaisy isn't quite as she seems... In fact, our informants have discovered that, despite her assurances to the contrary, she is a lady of respectable years. Her home, far from being as she describes it, is actually a giant shoe, which she shares with a horde of children and assorted animals. It has been rumored among the less kindly that she plans to donate her household to a zoo...

[VeronicasLovebug]

The french monkeys who have over run the government have secretly impregnated Cuilanië in her sleep, and they are waiting for her to give birth so that they will have someone to take over once they die. :P :lol:

[Cuilanië]

Aaack! How did you guess I would never agree to an abortion, whatever the circumstances??!?


VeronicasLovebug likes to wear her underwear on the outside of her clothes. She figures, there's not much point keeping such lovely things hidden, now is there?

[typo]

[Seusomon]

Cuilanië has a public access TV show, which she hosts, cleverly disguised as Colin Powell. She videotapes the segments in her Paris hideaway, and sends them to a small town in Wyoming, where the unspecting locals watch them and acquire strangely skewed perceptions of US foreign policy.

[Lilac]

Seusomon is obsessed with guinea pigs. He has seven of them, named after the seven dwarves. He lets them have the run of his house and sleeps with them in his bed! :P

[girl-who-loves-sharks]

In 1983, Lilac began digging a hole to the center of the earth, and she's almost there. When she arrives, she will throw a gala for everyone on Nervousness.

[stargal1998]

girl-who-loves-sharks does not really love sharks. Instead, she hunts them in a camoflague leotard (which doesn't really blend in with the ocean) while chanting the seven habits of highly effective parsnips... But she's always got a smile on her face!
:P

See Ya!
~~~Nicole K~~~
stargal1998

[bluecrayon]

stargal1998 has not looked skyward in 7 years and couldn't tell us where the big dipper is. She is actually consumed with daytime TV and has begun to call Jerry Springer "Sweetie". I am only hoping that her participation here at nness will make her change the channel...

cb. :D

[Cuilanië]

Bluecrayon does all her artwork in shades of blue. She has over 300 different shades, some of which only she can distinguish.

[stargal1998]

Cuilanië is actually the baby pictured in her profile. A genius level mathematician at the age of 13 months, she plays on Nervousness in order to work on her social skills.

[Lilac]

Stargal has a shrine to Barry Manilow in her room. She is at this moment singing loudly "Copa...Copa Cabana....."

[Lilac]

No one wants to "Potato Head" me? Okay, I'll do it myself.


Lilac has a rare form of Turette's Syndrome and uncontrolably shouts out words like "POOP", "PEE HOLE", "TOILET BRUSH" and "UNDERPANTS" at inoppurtune times!

[stargal1998]

Lilac never has to wear deoderant because her body emits the smell of lilacs throughout her pores. She helps mask this by working in a Peruvian Greenhouse. Sure, a few of her prospective dates have been sent to the hospital with hayfever and allergic reactions, and she's always attracting bees, but not smelling is worth it to her... :-)

p.s. I'm a very naughty girl!

[bluecrayon]

Lilac, I knew all those things about you... I just didn't want to share them with the group!! :D

[gwensmom]

stargal and bluecrayon are both aliens and Julie is spying on them. Julie, can you tell us what these two are up to?

[nymphette]

nothing to do with this thread, which BTW i have not posted in yet (bad robyn)... but julie: are you a spy, here on earth, an alien in disguise, hence and ALIEN spy, or are you spying on the aliens for us, hence and alien SPY??? just always wondered that.. i am sure there is a thread for that too.. yeah... there is.... too lazy to find it.... ;)

[AlienSpy]

*evil laugh*

That's a secret!!!! :P After all, I'm a spy. I don't want aliens or humans to know what I'm up to, because they wouldn't trust me anymore if they knew I was spying on them. So my identity will remain a mystery, my friends!

Julie :ph34r:

[VeronicasLovebug]

AlienSpy is secretly plotting her own takeover of both earth and space...she wants to be the ruler of the universe! She used to fantasize about it as a child, and is now currently working towards her goal :ph34r: lol

[kasey]

alienspy has a fetish for mullets and is trying to figure out if any of us have one. She own 8,712 and 1/4 mullet wigs

[kasey]

hehe we posted at the ames time. alienspy does all of those things

[Sirius]

veronicas love bug and kasey are actually sitting acorss the room from each other trying to beat eachother to the post. they are both wearing bunny slippers, and bunny ears and those plastic big snouts.

[kasey]

exactly except for on detail we are also doin tequila shots.

Rustell is so badly obsessed with the 80's that she only listens to music made by cassio ketboards

[siafu]

kasey is the heir of the herradura [tequila] fortune. on her time off, she catches bad guys like this kid anthony.

[Sirius]

Ant obessed and angry (just look at the avatar) siafu is planning a mlitary attack of army ants into the homes of all of us who have made the snafu of typing snafu when we mean siafu.

[VeronicasLovebug]

Rustell is actually a top secret CIA operative, but she is about to get fired because she spends all day on the computer playing chain games :P lol :D

[gwensmom]

VeronicasLovebug has a great new job with the NRA.

[Seusomon]

gwensmom has no avatar because she is playing karmic power games, hiding her own spiritual essence behind a psychic barrier. Her next move is to exercise mind control over a dozen key Luxembourg officials.

[Cuilanië]

Seusomon was hatched full-grown from the egg of a triple-headed, magnetic, politically incorrect dodo. This accounts for his fascination with strange and unusual politically aware animals...

;)

[gwensmom]

gwensmom has no avatar because she is playing karmic power games, hiding her own spiritual essence behind a psychic barrier

Really its because I have no scanner and have a lot to learn about linking to images on the internet! Until I get those things, my spiritual essence will remain a mystery!


Seusomon actually has three nervous identities to accomodate all of his alternate realities. Hmmm, let's guess what other two nervousers are really Seusomon. It would be funny if one was Cuilanie!

[Cuilanië]

Drats! found me out!!! LOL


gwensmom is in fact a little white lab mouse, conducting subtle and deep experiments on us humans through her behavior in the lab mazes.

(I've just finished the HHGTTG, OK?)

[gwensmom]

When she isn't voting for the Evil French Monkey party, Cuilanie is a campaign worker for Jean-Marie Le Pen.

[Cuilanië]

:o AAAACK! :o I'll get you for that!!!! ;) LOL
Seriously, though, I was NOT amused last year when Le Pen made it to the second stage of the presidential election... <_<

gwensmom is in league with the French monkeys. She, as a hyperintelligent pan-dimensional being (whose manifestation in this Universe is a small white mouse), is planning to have them take over the world because she's come to the conclusion that we humans are incapable of finding the answer to the Ultimate Question, no matter what Deep Thought said.

[littlest-bee]

Cuilanië is at the centre of a huge experiement: what she thinks of as the World is actually a giant fake plastic world, set up so we can try out crazy experiments on her! We're all watching her from outside and giggling because she hasn't figured it out yet!

[bluecrayon]

littlest-bee is actually a giant hornet and will sting without provocation. Bug spray won't work, it just makes her giggle. She is pondering now how to sting everyone on the photos thread so we have giant swells on our faces -- of course her photo will stay untouched and she will get all the compliments! She lives in a nest of broken sentences and dead end words -- she's so busy flying around and stinging she has forgotten how to speak...


Okay, let me have it! :D

[kittymao]

BlueCrayon is a monkey trainer. She is known all over Hollywood for the Acting Chimpanzees, and for some time has been training Capuchin monkeys and sending them to a secret EVIL buyer, located somewhere in France...

[girl-who-loves-sharks]

Kittymao is actually a zombie who mostly likes to attack little kids with long eyelashes, and then she brings them home and gives them a magic drink that zonks them out so she can practice drawing them.

[gwensmom]

Heather is studying law so she can work for the Bush administration. She wants to be on the homeland security team and investigate anyone that is not a caucasian whether they are us citizens or not.

[Sirius]

Gwen's mom is really Al Gore fresh off a supermarket aisle campaign run. He has assumed the identity of a woman he locked eyes with to the sound of "Clean up on aisle 4" and is living an internet life as her. After all, he did invent the internet so it is his right.
;)

[kittymao]

A long Time ago, Rustell was once the great actress Liza Minelli. But her violent dislike of showtunes NOT sung by her caused her to go into a tailspin and she hired a look-alike to take her place- and has entered the witness protection program.

[Sirius]

Kittymao really isn't a cat lover at all. She really works for a big mayonnaise company run by the granddaughter of General Mao and is trying to send us twisted subliminal messages.

[gwensmom]

Rustell has a plot for world domination of the chain games. Cuilanie, Tom, Lilac and Crazycatlady weren't really on hiatus- Rustell kidnapped them and tied them up for days so she could be the top poster. She threatened to give them negative feedback if they told anyone. And Heather is not really at a wedding this weekend-she is trapped in Rustell's basement. But at least it is clean and organized in there!

[Cuilanië]

Gwensmom is really the mother of all Gwens. Every Gwen ever born is her genetic offspring.

"How is this possible?", you ask... It's really quite simple. She has a secret admirer in the person of a time traveler from the far distant future. This admirer has gone back in time to genetically alter every single Gwen (which means, if you've been following her posts, that her mother, her sister and her auntie are all in fact her children... lol)

[Seusomon]

Cuilanië's new avatar is actually a stroboscopic mind-control device. If enlarged (she knows a few of us will try) and displayed on a screen with 60 Hz flicker, it produces and uncontrollable urge to chant the French monkey anthem and walk the streets at night, in search of blue paint.

[Sirius]

Sêsâmân, is not the mild mannered artist we believe, living in Los Cruces, he maintains the radio station KBOOM at night and builds WMD during the day.

[Seusomon]

Rustell pretends to be naive about the world domination plot, and keeps her posting total discreetly behind some others, just to not attract attention. And the beach picture is a fake.

[gwensmom]

Seusomon is really Saddam Hussein in hiding. No one will ever think to look for him on nervousnes or in a unitarian church!

[Cuilanië]

gwensmom is the mastermind behind the world domination plot.
She pretends ignorance to hide this fact...
What she doesn't know, is that she is being manipulated by far darker powers...
Told you I'd get you for Le Pen!!! lol ;)

[Sirius]

Cuilanië is that far darker power.

[kittymao]

Rustell is known around her neighborhood as "Missus Vader" due to her fondness for the Dark Lord's black masked helmet- whenever she wishes to go out, she don's Darth Vader's helmet. Whihc makes it VERY HARD to go grocery shopping.

[Seusomon]

Kittymao is the force behind the communist Chinese cat opium ring. She dresses up like Catwoman on the old Batman show, and likes to wave red flags around. She has sent out her minions to search Unitarian churches for Saddam Hussein, but she doesn't know where the REAL threat to her world domination plot is actually coming from, because she hasn't found all the clues yet (or the nude photo, for that matter.)

[gwensmom]

Originally posted by Cuilanië@Oct 30 2003, 05:04 AM
gwensmom is the mastermind behind the world domination plot.
She pretends ignorance to hide this fact...
What she doesn't know, is that she is being manipulated by far darker powers...

Cuilanië is that far darker power.
Eve! Stop manipulating me! Cut it out! Don't make me come over there..

Seusomon is very tricky. He has planted the clues about the world domination plot IN THE NUDE PHOTO! So now, in order to save the planet, we have to go find it whether we want to or not.

[Sirius]

gwensmom is actually photographer of said nude photo and wants us to search it out so we may admire who photography skills.

[Seusomon]

Rustell was keeping several of the world domination clues on her computer which *she claims* died this morning. But it's all just a scheme to distract attention from herself and make the French monkeys think that it's really Christine who has the clues now. But some of us know better.

And yes, Gwensmom has a wonderful way of putting her models at ease.

[Sirius]

Per the web:

In more than a half century with the Tennessean, Seusomon filled an astonishingly varied assortment of roles. For the record, he began in 1918 while still in school. He worked as a police reporter, city editor and at least a dozen other assignments.
But it was as the newspaper's editorial cartoonist that he won a loyal following, national attention and major prizes.

His tough, stark, uncompromising drawings were so popular it was often said more of his cartoons were reprinted in other newspapers and periodicals than any other cartoonist of his time.

Yet it was for a touching drawing of a child on crutches watching other children playing football that he won the 1957 Pulitzer Prize. Even that cartoon was from the mainstream of the Little tradition. Entitled "Wonder Why My Parents Didn't Give Me Salk Shots?," Little said it was aimed at parental apathy surrounding the new cure for polio.

Proud of his Pulitzer and the Headliner Award he had received earlier, Little was more at home drawing biting caricatures which gave presidents, governors, mayors and even the Republican party--one of his favorite subjects--indigestion.

[gwensmom]

Where did you find that Rustell? Was the nude photo on that site too?

[Sirius]

It wasn't about our Seusomon....but someone who shares his name. No, I haven't found the nude photo. But, remember you are the one who took it, so shouldn't we ask you?

[gwensmom]

Well, I took it but he posted it. So I don't know where it is.

[Seusomon]

...somewhere closer than you think... ;)

[gwensmom]

OK I found it. Who else can track it down?

[Seusomon]

Gwensmom is only challenging others to find said photo in a pathetic attempt to promote her photographic career, which is floundering at present. Once she gets enough people interested, she will use highly questionable marketing methods to secure photography contracts.

[girl-who-loves-sharks]

Seusomon is the Social Director on a Cruise Ship and he takes great delight in watching people pass grapefruits back and forth using only their chins.

[Sirius]

girl-who-loves-sharks really doesn't care for sharks at all but has chosen her name as part of her self-help program of overcoming her fear of said creatures.

[gwensmom]

This thread needs to be revived so medeous can play.

Ok, Rustell is so organized that she is now making her grocery lists for June 2004.

[cindi1023]

I want to play, too! :P

Gwensmom likes to wear silly clown wigs and shoes while shopping. She thrives on the attention she receives!

[gwensmom]

Cindi1023 is secretly developing a boob stain removing product that will make her rich. She gets so many boob stains so she can test her secret formula on them.

[Ishba]

gwensmom doesn't really have a daughter named gwen...
she does, in fact, have a son, named Beowulf :o

[Seusomon]

Insipid is not really in high school. "Insipid" is an 85-year-old man with hearing problems and a tendency to mumble to himself, employed by the Giant Prehistoric Guinea Pigs (note the affinity with Insipid's avatar) to keep an on eye on us all - especially on the sock monkey.

[medeous]

:ph34r: she/he/it is spying on me too???? :ph34r:

[Seusomon]

Of course. This is a very tangled web, my friends. :ph34r: :wacko:

[gwensmom]

We ALL are Medeous. We CAN see you and you are NOT invisible! :ph34r:

[medeous]

uh..guess i better put some pants on then. :blink:

[bluecrayon]

Preferably bright artist pants with splotches of color everywhere and lots of pockets for crayons and hammers and quills and toy sharks and tom cats.... ;)

[medeous]

bluecrayon has just accepted a position on What Not To Wear as "devils advocate". there is talk that she is being prepared to take over Stacie London's spot as fashion guru.

[cindi1023]

medeous, in her jaunty new santa hat, is disguising herself as one of Santa's elves in order to infiltrate to North Pole compound and hijack all of the Hokey-Pokey Elmo dolls for herself. She can't wait to have an entire army of hokey-pokey-ing red monsters to do her bidding...

:P

[bluecrayon]

Cindi turns into her avatar and Tom suddenly can't remember who Eve is!!! :D

[Seusomon]

Bluecrayon is only trying to get a rise out of me. Matisse's figures are captivating, of course, but Cuilanië is, as has been established in 3 random facts, unforgettable.

[Sirius]

Seousomon is actually a high-priced corporate lawyer hired by the national Menacing Monkey Movement to monitor our activities.

[Seusomon]

Sirius is not really Sirius - she's RUSTELL!

Ah, thank the gods I got that one off my chest. :blink:

[Sirius]

Maybe Seusomon is really Rustell. Hm, ever think of that?

[Seusomon]

Um, no.

Sirius is the last in a long line of shapechangers: women by day, monkeys by night.

[cieart]

Seusomon is always whispering to me via his avatar

[Seusomon]

Sssshhhh....

[Sirius]

Sêsâmân is coming from graiguecullen to take up the post as the new parish priest of raheen.

[Sirius]

and just for good measure...

cieart is the gallery that comes to you



they are both from googlism....

[Seusomon]

I can't believe that "Sêsâmân" has been found by Googlism...

let alone with such a bizarre reference.

[medeous]

Sêsâmân is motivated by the quest for power. He employs nuclear physics in his schemes, commonly threatening to disrupt nuclear power plants to achieve his goals. He has an odd birthmark.

thanks seventh sanctum! (http://www.seventhsanctum.com/gens/index-char.html)

[bluecrayon]

and Eve is simply a codeword for "man the ships" -- and underwear fluttering is code for "bluecrayon or medeous is poking around ...." and any talk of food means he is getting ready to do something subversive -- like force us all to eat hummus at midnight in our underwear sitting on a cold tile floor and staring at Eve's avatar! :D

[Seusomon]

Say what you will of me, wanton rogue, but besmirch not my lady's honor! :D

Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic: Bluecrayon is neither blue, nor a crayon. Discuss.

[bluecrayon]

but she does swirl into blue landscapes and does look at the world through blue eyes....

[gwensmom]

Bluecrayon's long distance guy is the Googlebot- that's why he's around here so much. She had better look out for her competition thought, because HotBot is after her man!

[bluecrayon]

HotBot in that pink prom gown is after EVERYONE's man! :D

[Seusomon]

Bluecrayon in pink undies is taking HotBot to the mat for a final slugfest - if she wins, the net is her playground!

[kflorathorne]

Seusomon believes that by gathering all left-handers in modern society that all the crab-grass in the world will mysteriously dissapear.

[Jennyblue]

In a past life Kflorathorne was a Princess who was saved by a handsome prince from a fire breathing dragon. They married and lived happily ever after. :D

[Ishba]

Jennyblue is really orange


:ph34r:

[bluecrayon]

Insipid isn't. ;)

[Jennyblue]

Bluecrayon is actually a superhero (dressed as a blue crayon, mind you) who comes out at night to keep the city safe.

[siokaos]

Insipid is a dork.

(But I love her anyway)

[Ishba]

siokaos didn't read the rules and failed miserably.

Jennyblue is really an old woman who lives in a hut in the woods and collects strange mushrooms. Small children have a tendancy to go missing when they venture too near to her house, but she does make one killer stew.

edited to add miserably. just because. :)