What would you do if...

[Cuilanië]

While I'm at it, why don't I just create a ~new~ (!!) chain game to be obsessed with, too?


Here goes : I ask what would you do if... and give a weird situation.
You come up with the wackiest, silliest, funniest, etc. reaction to it - or just say the first thing that comes to mind. (Why do I feel radioactive or mutated animals will quickly be involved?)

I need a good laugh right now.


So I start. What would you do if the postman, dressed in a protective radiohazard-environment-type suit, delivered your Nervousness mail encased in a block of very hard glass?

[Seusomon]

Just casually take it to work and pass it on to the counting lab. (One of the little perks of working at Los Alamos.) B)

What would you do if everyone you spoke to for an entire day just happened to drop the word "lugubrious" into their routine conversation?

[WindspiritWhimsies]

Well, I would try to cheer those lugubrious souls up! LMAOOO!!!


What if you saw someone who had a hole or split in their pants and didn't know it, would you tell them?

[Lilac]

Yes, I would tell them. I had a particularly embarrassing experience myself where I walked the length of a mall with the back of my dress tucked into my pantyhose, exposing my rear to an uncounted number of people who never said a word (but presumably chuckled behind my back). So, yes, I would try to spare a stranger that sort of embarrassment.


What would you do if, in the middle of a park, a big, evil-looking dog ran up to you and started humping you...and every time you tried to push him away he would growl?

[atomic_cocktail]

kick em in the nuts!... they are right about foot level.... im not very scared of dogs... i find for the most part they are more bark than bite.


What would you do if you went to work and your boss was dressed as a clown for no reason and was acting calm about it?

[Lilac]

LOL! (picturing it at this moment!) I would probably just walk up and ask him "what's up with the clown costume?"


What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you were yourself at ten years old?

[atomic_cocktail]

it depends if you mean I would be back in time when I was ten.... or would I be ten in present time... either way the first thing I would do is jump up and down. Being ten again and knowing what I know now would be sooo cool. I could redo things if I was back in time and if not I could have fun for awhile being ten now.... i think my husband would think it was weird.


What would you do if suddenly your voice changed and was pitched super high??

[DeathbyMoshPit]

I would bring terror to my family again...and actually wake up in time for saturday morning cartoons.

What would you do if horny purple-glowing leperchauns took over your school or workplace?

[Lilac]

I would pinch myself REAL hard to make sure I wasnt dreaming...and if I werent, I'd go home and enjoy my day off.

What would you do if you were walking down the street and suddenly realized you were buck naked?

[nymphette]

first i would hope that i was dreaming.. then i would hope that i was at a nudist colony... and then i would either go home and get dressed, or go to a nudist colony.. why not?? already naked in public, may as well go where everyone else is too!!!


what would you do if someone came up to you while you were standing in line (doing whatever, or whereever) and threw his/her arms around you and said 'oh my GOD judy!!! i haven't seen you forever!!!! ' and gave you a big kiss???

<_<

[Lilac]

Well, hopefully this person wouldnt look deranged or have a foul odor.......I'd probably just giggle and tell the person that he/she was mistaken...that I wasnt Judy.

What would you do if you came on these Nervousness forums and everyone was writing nasty stuff about you....ALL the entries were about YOU...about what a terrible artist you were...that you thought you were so great...that you didnt carry through with your N'ness commitments, etc...etc...etc...

[gwensmom]

get the hell out of here!



If your parents had a child and it wasn't your brother or sister, who is it?

[nymphette]

it's me of course!!! l'il ole me.....

what would you do if your best friend suddenly became interested in cock fighting and wanted to borrow money from you all the time so she could place bets until she won ebough to buy herself a nice bird or two???

[VeronicasLovebug]

I'd tell her that i love her dearly...but i won't support her bad habits lol :P



What would you do if every time you asked anyone a question....they would repeat the question....ponder it for a minute...and then answer it? :blink:

[nymphette]

what would you do if everytime you asked someone a question, they would repeat that question??

and ponder it a minute???

[nymphette]

(okay, so that was thirty seconds, not a minute... blah on flood control.. :) )

i would not talk to anyone... it would get too annoying to hear what i ask over and over!!!!

what would you do if you S.O. started to talk in gibberish, and they didn't realize they were not speaking english anymore, and you could neve rhold a conversation with them again???

[hammerquill]

First of all I'd try to talk to someone else to make sure it wasn't me hearing gibberish (getting aphasic) rather than them talking it...

What would you do if you developed a truly magnetic personality: tapes and harddrives getting erased, tvs and computer monitors screwing up when you're nearby, radios screeching, loose iron filings clinging to your skin...

[VeronicasLovebug]

i would run up to a semi truck...and jump on it, attaching myself to the side of it...and travel the US jumping from semi truck to semi truck lol


what would you do if everytime you changed a lightbulb, after about the 5th time of you turning the light off and on, it would burn out again...

[Cuilanië]

[No monkeys yet? I'm impressed! rofl]

I actually have a fixture that burns out bulbs super-quick... And we still haven't changed it yet. lol
But if it took only five times turning it on and off, I'd take it down and start using candles!


What would you do if you suddenly acquired an evil double who'd go around making people believe you're insane?

[typeface]

I think I am the evil double!

What would you do if you were asked to think up a question that could end this post? :P

[gwensmom]

go ask rustell what to write. She is pretty good at hard questions.


What would you do it you were still without power after Isabel and couldn't play chain games?

[Sirius]

I would take a vacation. I, addict that I am, know that I can check my email from the middle of the Pacific ocean while on a Hawaiian cruise. So, I'd take a trip that included electricity.

(By the way, somehow I have missed this thread, hadn't seen it before. Magically I must have heard Gwensmom say my name and it brought me here! Creepy?)

What would you do if it was your responsibility to bring Monkeys to this chain game?

[Seusomon]

I certainly would not shirk the responsibility, but I might deflect it slightly.

What would you do if giant prehistoric guinea pigs were camped on your doorstep, giving hugs and words of wisdom to everyone who approaches your home?

[Cuilanië]

I'd move into a bigger house and turn it into a shrine. I'd get the visitors to create something for Nness, too. ;)


What would you do if there weren't any animals on Earth, humans excepted?

[nymphette]

i would finally be able to turn my hubby into a vegetarian!!!! ;)

what would you do if you won $10,000,000 but found out the world was going to end tonight?? (slight rip-off from 'heathers')

[kittymao]

hm.
Tell my BF to come over.
Buy a lot of delicious food and amazing bedding.
Then eat the food, and crawl to my fabulous, luxurious new bed.
Don't want to be awake when the world ends, and don't want it to end ALONE ...


What would you do if you lost you good hand?

[Cuilanië]

AACK! Learn to use my other hand. I already can for some things, like eating. It would make interesting art. Not good, but interesting.


What would you do if you suddenly floated 3 inches from the ground?

[Lilac]

Call David Blaine and say "HA! I can do it too!"


What would you do if you actually SAW a ghost...a real ghost...in your house?

[luckythirteenxxx]

whip out the antique Ouija and get to work!!!

what would you do if your icky boss, upon finding out that you greatly enjoyed Champagne started calling you a "Sparkling Woman"????

[kittymao]

start drinking beer.
While at work.
And make it a point to burp in his office every time I walk by.

what would you do if the Newbie you adopted turned into a Bad Egg?

[Seusomon]

Write them out of my will. :angry:

What would you if your laundry got dirtier every time you washed it?

[Sirius]

Well, I'd probably buy a new washer.

What would you do if monkeys took over France? (Happy Cuilanië?)

[Lilac]

I would just refrain from going there ever again and let the French (and Cuilanie) deal with them. Well...then again...it might be an interesting thing to see, as long as I didnt have live there forever!

What would you do if you were having dinner at a friends house and found a roach in her spinach lasagna.

[Qwerty]

I would tell her. :) I have no mercy when it comes to bugs.

What would you do if you had a condition that forced you to kick something every 5 minutes?

[Sirius]

I'd kick the roach out of the Lasagna.


Okay...um...I'd stop eating it, and get sick. Really, weak stomache for those type of things. No polite try to eat around it so I don't embarrass her. It's the ol' get up screaming "Oh my God, there is A roach in my Food." To be quite honest we have friends whose house we WILL NOT eat at, because I am pretty sure that could happen every meal there.

As for the kicking. I'd probably start wearing shin pads, and I'd keep a ball around to kick.

What would you do if you found out you one the nervousness prize of having another member come and live with you?

[Sirius]

Qwerty edited to fix the double response...so now my post makes less sense.

...

[Lilac]

Oh God! Perpetual house guest! I don't like house guests! I suppose I would politely decline, and if that didnt work, I would just have to house the poor Nervousness member in my barn! LOL


What would you do if you found a cobra in your bed tonight?

[DeathbyMoshPit]

Carefully pick it up, and slip it into my sister's bed (she's scared, I'm not.)


What would you do if you walked in and your mom was wearing total bondage gear and yelling at your father to come out of the bathroom so she could see if his thong fit right?

[Sirius]

after i gouged out my eyes...really you just made me picture my wholesome parents this way...that was cruel...um...I'd call my stepfather, because he'd be a lot more interested in the situation than I was...

What would you do if you found a wallet, with identification and $1000 in it? Oh, the moral questions....

[kittymao]

hm.
Give him back his wallet and state that he's very lucky a loyal and kind Nervousness girl found his wallet- any other person would have taken the money.

Then I'd bat my eyes and look as cute as possible. :blink:

What would you do if your computer turned off every twenty minuets for no reason ( welcome to my life.... )

[Seusomon]

Buy another computer. Some things are just not open to discussion.

What would you do if giant prehistoric guinea pigs kept appearing on billboards and public access TV, despite being ignored by the mainstream media?

[Cuilanië]

I'd set free my more eccentric side - if they don't notice the GPGPs, however will they notice me being openly and deliberately strange? *g* And maybe start my own independent tv station, dedicated to GPGP sightings.


What would you do if light became edible? (spin-off from a website I stumbled on today...)

[Seusomon]

Eat a lot more light and a lot less food!

What would you do if you discovered glow-in-the-dark pentagrams on your bathroom wall? (really happened to me)

[WindspiritWhimsies]

I would think that was cool and try to find more about how they got there and who left them there. (Do tell Seusomon!)

What would you do if you were a witness to a murder?

[Lilac]

ACK! I would report it to the authorities, of course....unless the murderer actually saw me and threatened to murder my family if I told.

What would you do if Gorge W. Bush called you on the phone to just "chat."

[kittymao]

Put up a decent conversation, but rattle him for his every mistake at every chance I can.
idiot.

what would you do if all of your teeth fell out at the same time?

[pooshouse]

drink soup and butcher my dentist, who said they were fine. :ph34r:

What would you do if you were so disorganised you discovered you still had library books from 15 years ago?

[Seusomon]

Not much. Pretty much life as usual, here. :wacko:

What would you do if your television suddenly burst into flames in the middle of the night?

[luckythirteenxxx]

heh! I'd put the fire out and tell my SO *that* is what he gets for watching too many Law & Order re-runs!! LOL

What would you do if you for a Klondike bar?

[Sirius]

If I had a Klondike bar? give it to Brian, I'm not a big fan of them.

What would you do if you discovered an abandoned bird on your back door step?

[atomic_cocktail]

call the local animal shelter/ vet and bring it there to be fixed up or to be relased into the wild when approriate.


What would you do if publishers clearing house showed up to your house tomorrow morning?

[Seusomon]

Jump up and down and laugh hysterically. YIPPEE!

What would you do the walls of your house began gradually shading to purple, just a little bit more each day?

[Meika]

Set up a camera on a tripod at slow speed so I could capture everything on film.

What would you do if your house was 50 degrees or less no matter what you turned the thermostat to?

[venus28976]

Bundle up with my warm blanket and call the repair company...Then be prepared for a long cold winter since I've been trying to get the repair company to come out for three months to clean the furnace....I bet it would take them twice as long to come out and fix it.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and discovered that the door to your bedroom wouldn't open and you were trapped in your room?

[Lilac]

I'd climb out my bedroom window, down the big pine tree, come back in the house and remove my bedroom door.


What would you do if, while in a crowded elevator, you accidentally passed loud and obnoxious gas...and there was no way you could blame it on another?

[Sirius]

laugh hysterically

What would you do if you, an over and extreme planner, agreed to go on a road trip without a plan, and two days before started itching to secretly plan because the anxiety of not knowing how you were going to spend the trip was too much to handle? Too specific?

What would you do if you had all of the missing LMAOs suddenly appear under your bed?

[venus28976]

LOL.... That's my life these days. I had one missing LMAO that I don't remeber getting suddenly appear under my pile of art supplies. Apologize profusely, send the LMAO creator a RAOK, send it on to the next person and update the LMAO Page.

What would you do if you woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and found a French monkey standing on your bed watching you sleep and making monkey noises?

[auntieemu]

Bring a bottle of Jack Daniels on the trip.

Are we talking of all the missing LMAO's of Nness? Whew. My bedroom has 10 foot ceilings, but I am betting that I would be nose to nose with it. After bumping my head and figuring out that I was up near the ceiling, I would slide down the pile towards the door. Then I would pick up and try to at least stack a few out of the way so I could open the door. I would identify that these were indeed the missing Nness LMAO's and I would take an armfull downstairs with me to my office. I would then contact the giant talking heads and report the event. I would make every effort to contact each LMAO owner as I worked through the pile - but would definately require postage help to get all the LMAO's back where they belong.

Edited for finding French Monkeys in my bedroom: I would nudge my DH into waking up and let him deal with it. Which should be a riot.

What would you do if you found a horse in your bedroom?

[kittymao]

"aw! Tu es tres bonne! " I'd say.
And then I'd ask him to live with me ( in french of course!)
And I'm name him Michel, and give him a black and white striped shirt and a beret and feed him french fried bananas.
Wouldn't that be cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!?

eek! Same Time post!
Okay.
What would I do with a Horse in my Bedroom?
Uhm. Pretty much the same thign as the monkey.
Except speak in english and name him ed.

Okay.
What would you do with a pool-full of lime green jello?

[venus28976]

I think I'd go for a swim. It might be kind of sticky but I think it would be fun...kind of like a mud bath.

WHat would you do if everyone in the world except you suddenly vanished?

[Seusomon]

I'd probably enjoy it tremendously for the first month or so - then think about trying to reverse it, so I could have my friends and loved ones back.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found you were the opposite gender?

[Cuilanië]

I would be so wild - I've always wondered what it was like on the other side of the fence! I'd try to find out everything that was different and everything that's the same, and write a book about it.


What would you do if your refrigerator suddenly started to cook everything you put in it?
(Sometimes I have such a one-track mind... lol)

[Seusomon]

Rejoice! (My oven is way too small)

What would you do if everyone started aging in reverse - growing gradually younger instead of older?

[Cuilanië]

If I get to stay my own age, I'd enjoy having my parents, then my grand-parents be my age. Of course, then I'd have to be their parent... weird thought.
If I age in reverse as well, I'd enjoy my chilhood all the more, knowing what I know now.


What would you do if all the computers in the world turned into Lego-block constructions?

[Sirius]

That made me laugh because my first thought was, I'd have to get Brian to stop taking them a part and rebuilding them -- he loves Legos. Then I realized I had to have my own computer that he can't touch because he always does the same thing with computers -- taking them a part and rebuilding them.

Well, I'd probably redecorate my office in a Lego theme. Oh, wait, again, my office is already decorated with Star Wars Legos sets.

So...nothing would change.

What would you do if you realized over the past few weeks that the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with had converted you into complete geekdom?

[stargal1998]

I don't really have to think about that, as my BF is really more of a person that would stuff geeks into trash cans.
But I would probably keep a few cool friends and try to be the Geeks queen, because being the coolest geek is always easy... You just have to be able to talk about new bands, mtv or the latest friends epi... right??

What would you do if 'your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor...' sorry!

What would you do if you just found out that you have an older half sibling you never knew about?

[Cuilanië]

I'd have a few pointed questions for my parents, like, "Why have you never told me this?!!" Then I'd try to build a friendship with that sibling. When I was a kid, I dreamed of having an older brother - or a twin sister... Me and my impossible yearnings! ;)



What would you do if aliens took over Earth and parked the survivors in a "native reservation" on the Moon?

[Lilac]

Well, I probably would not be one of those survivors in the first place because I would fight those darn aliens to the death if they set foot on my little farm...so I guess I'd either be some gaseous vapor from being atomized by an advanced alien weapon or I'd be rotting somewhere on my farm...probably being eaten by my dogs. Ugh! Sorry...that was too gross!


What would you do if one of the members of Nervousness started stalking you?

[Seusomon]

Put my trust in giant prehistoric ginuea pigs.

What would you do if scientists discovered you are one of only 5 people on earth to carry a recessive immortality gene? (if you mate with one of the others, you will have immortal children)

[Lilac]

I would find out who these others were so that I could make sure NOT to breed with them! Nobody should be immortal. That would be awful loney!

What would you do if developed superpowers, like Superman or Wonderwoman?

[Sirius]

Well I wouldn't spin around in circles to change into that silly outfit. I think I would use them for evil instead of good. Oh, I'm kidding, but I would keep them secret and use them to play friendly jokes on people. And if I could fly, I would travel a lot more, and go visit people and places around the world. And, maybe save the occaisionaly cat in the tree. ;)

What would you do if you inherited a golf course? (that may seem random to you, but I look out my office window at work all day watching people golf)

[Lilac]

I'd kick out all the golfers, let nature take over and turn it into a wildlife reserve.

What would you do if you found out you were expecting septuplets?

[Redandpinkdaisy]

I'd be really excited and really depressed at the same time. I'd be happy to have children, but not all at once, without any money.

Who would you pick up first: a hitchhiker of your sex, or one of the opposite sex ?

[Sirius]

same sex. i'd feel less threatened by picking up another woman stranded on the road.

What would you do if you found out that trees and plants had souls?

[Seusomon]

Nothing different. (I believe they do!)

What would you do if you started attracting spiders everywhere you went?

[VeronicasLovebug]

I'd take off running and never stop lol :ph34r:


What would you do if your favorite shirt got a really large hole in it...i'm talkin the size of a football lol (i still wear mine :P)

[Meika]

I'd either patch it up or wear a shirt underneath it.

What would you do if your neighbor had a dog that barked all night long?

[Seusomon]

bark back.

What would you do if everyone in your family forgot your name?

[VeronicasLovebug]

go somewhere, where everyone remembered my name :P


What would you do if you were stuck eating only 1 thing for the rest of your life?

[Redandpinkdaisy]

I would make sure it was somethin damn good !!

what would you do if you peed your pants in public and it was really noticable ??

[Sirius]

I'd go home, muttering all the way saying, "I am going to sue the makers of Depends, they promised this wouldn't happen!"

What would you do if...you looked out the window and saw elephants stampeding?

[venus28976]

I'd get the hell out of the way.

What would you do if you discovered you had an identical twin?

[Meika]

Wonder if she'd ever done something illegal that I could be blamed for.

What would you do if you woke up and found that your toes were missing?

[atomic_cocktail]

thats a great question.... well id have to learn to walk again... and hope for plastic surgery... and I would be severly bummed... my little toesies... MIA


What would you do if you were voted the next president/prime minster? (or whatever they have in your country)

[venus28976]

Well, I'd have to find myself some darn good advisors and I'd have a LOT of work to do what with the country the way it is, but I'd do the best I could and hopefully make some positive changes.

What would you do if you shrunk one foot overnight?

[Redandpinkdaisy]

I'd start eating Miracle Grow in hopes to get that foot back - I'm short enough as it is !! :)

What would you do if your dog turned into a lizard ?

[Lilac]

I'd freak out! That's like saying "what would you do if your child turned into a lizard" LOL My dogs are my babies! Anyhow...I'd take the lizard to the vet and insist that he SOMEHOW turn the lizard back into my beloved dog...and would probably end up being carted away by the men in the white coats because everyone would think that I was insane!

What would you do if the original Mona Lisa painting mysteriously ended up hanging on your wall?

[Cuilanië]

Enjoy it for a week or two, snicker about the hype in the media over the "missing" Mona Lisa, then wrap it in garbage bags and duct tape, cover it in dirt, and turn it it for the reward, saying I found it in the woods - they'd never believe the truth, anyway! ;)


What would you do if you discovered your house was alive?

[typo - again]

[siafu]

i would hope it was friendly, have a long conversation with it, ask it if it needed anything.

what would you do if you met harrison ford?

[Lilac]

Hmmmm...probably just smile and act casual. He seems like he might be a kind of down to earth celebrity...so it would be nice to have an intelligent conversation with him!


What would you do if wild bird suddenly took a great liking to you and followed you everywhere...into your house...to work...etc....?

[siafu]

i would take it to the vet and then buy food and toys for it, i guess. whatcha gonna do? turn down bird love? nah.

what would you do if you were in the middle of a serious meeting, but there was a deaf grasshopper by your shoe carrying on a very interesting conversation in sign language?

[Sirius]

Laugh hysterically. Hm...i think I've used that as my reaction before.... I would try to find out if anyone knew sign language. Yes, I would totally 100% interrupt the meeting to find out what was so important for a deaf grasshopper to start trying to communicate with my shoe in sign language.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
What would you do if you discovered your home was built on top of the entryway to a lost civilization?

[Cuilanië]

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

I'd explore, and if it's interesting, stay there!

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:



What would you do if more than 20 emoticons were allowed per post?

[Seusomon]

I would send the message I prepared yesterday.

<sigh>

What would you do if people started wearing coffee mugs around their necks and waists, as a sort of fashion thing?

edited for emoticon hit:

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

:o

:blink: :unsure: :blink: :unsure: :blink:

:o

:rolleyes: :ph34r: :rolleyes: :ph34r: :rolleyes:

[atomic_cocktail]

Start greeting people by asking if they needed a refill.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
What would you do if your house was invade by 20 ninjas?

[Laurasia]

I would use my ninja skills to kick their asses! Then I'd join them and become their special ninja spy!
***
what would you do if a crazy lady spit on you on the street? (she's crazy, so she didn't really mean to)

[atomic_cocktail]

Make monkey noises at her (with a french accent of course) and jump around like a crazy person.


What would you do if it REALLY started raining cats and dogs.

[Meika]

I'd try to catch as many as I could so they wouldn't just smash in the street.

What would you do if telephones were outlawed?

[venus28976]

I'd have some serious trouble communicating and I guess I'd start using email much more.

What would you do if your computer came alive?

[VeronicasLovebug]

I'd tell it to stay put because i'm not done using it yet! lol :P



What would you do if after everytime you read a page in a book, it disappeared?

[Cuilanië]

Today's winner in the Great Chain Game Emoticon Competition is Seusomon, for writing my initial in blinking yellow faces! LOL
Please step this way to receive your prize... *wink*

What would you do if after everytime you read a page in a book, it disappeared?

I would probably be very sad - I love to re-read books, and to turn back and forth while I'm reading... I'd try to find a way to make them stay - laminate them before reading, using different fixatives...



What would you do if you were caught in the middle of a lab animal rebellion?

[Lilac]

I'd probably be leading the rebellion! GO RATS!!!! (In fact, in college, I used to "rescue" rats and mice from the Uni lab every so often!)

What would you do if you knew someone had made a vodoo doll in your image?

[atomic_cocktail]

make it a small kevlar jumpsuit and helmet...



What would you do if Nness site went down for a week?

[Cuilanië]

I would go insane. I'd start a dozen yahoo groups to play chain games in in the meantime.


What would you do if all the colors of the world were suddenly reversed?

[Meika]

Try to figure out my favorite colors new name.

What would you do if you if you woke up and discovered you were blind?

[auntieemu]

Well, after the hysteria passed....... find out what caused it if possible and reverse it if possible. If not - learn braille, buy a T-Shirt that says "I can't see, but I'm not deaf", get whatever adaptations are necessary to be able to run the computer and continue on with my writing. I'd adapt in whatever way was necessary in order to function in life.

What would you do if had the opportunity to spend a week in outer space.

[atomic_cocktail]

take lots of pictures... seriously it would be soo cool and if I could walk on the moon or other planet that would kick ass too. But just to be able to see the planet earth from space must be the most amazing thing.. to just be like wow... I live somewhere down there. I guess if I get enough money maybe I can buy my way on.... wasn't one of those boy band guys gonna do that?


What would you do if everything turned 2D?

[Cuilanië]

Cut myself out of the picture to go have adventures in the great unknown "third dimension" *grin*


What would you do if you came home one day to find your house/appartment/whatnot turned into a white room?

[VeronicasLovebug]

I'd be findin myself a new apartment :P


what would you do if someone you lived w/ never stopped talking, and always followed you around(welcome to my world <_< damn siblings lol)?

[Meika]

Start wearing headphones. You can fit a lot of MP3's on a cd and listen to music for hours. :)

What would you do if you woke up on a raft in the middle of the ocean?

[atomic_cocktail]

check raft for holes... try to cover up my skin from the sun... look for fishy fish to eat...


What would you do if I didn't ask you a question?

[Lilac]

I would have answered Meika's question!

What would you do if you you found yourself in a barrel about to go over Niagra Falls?

[Cuilanië]

Sing that Tragically Hip song! LOL

What would you do if you could see electromagnetic fields?

[Seusomon]

probably move to a remote area - it would be yet more sensory overload.

What would you do if you could see with great clarity what other people will be doing 5 years from now?

[gwensmom]

Warn the ones that need a warning!


What would you do if Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld etc resigned because they were so ashamed of the mess they have made?

[siafu]

throw a party!

see if i can talk clark out of running.

institute an emergency plan of low oil consumption...have everyone share transportation and such. extend unemployment for another quarter and boost jobs.

what would you do if your stapler was too busy kissing your hole punch to do any work?

[kittymao]

would-

1. try and figure out when the HECK I bought a stapler.

2. Arrange a wedding.


What would you do if you house suddenly became a tropical paradise, complete with gibbons and and the occasional Toucan?

[Meika]

Hire some handsome cabana boys to fan me and feed me grapes and fruity drinks with umbrellas in them. :)

What would you do if you went to sleep and woke up in your childhood room as an eight year old but you were fully aware of the switch?

[Cuilanië]

Buy a bunch of Legos with my savings, go back to school and pay more attention than I ever did, have a ball doing all those things I miss - climbing trees, summer camp, etc. And write a book to be acclaimed as a "child genius"! ;)


What would you do if you received a major inheritance from someone you've never met?

[atomic_cocktail]

Make sure that I wasn't screwing someone who really deserved the money... (a son that was taken out of the will over a fued etc)



What would you do if all the vegatbles in the world turned sky blue pink?

[gwensmom]

Eat them anyway , they are still good for you.

(Atomic, that baby is sooooooooooo cute!) :wub:

What would you do if you found out Jesus was coming back tomorrow? :o

[nymphette]

fly to b.c. to be with my brother.. apparently, he is 'in' with the big J- maybe he could get me in too....

what would you do if the only thing coming out of your water tap was alcohol??? (i mean, it might be fine to have a little drink,but how would you bathe???;))

[Seusomon]

hey - NOT A PROBLEM. Great for drinking or brushing teeth. For bathing, it would just make an excellent excuse to visit the spa every day. As for cleaning the floors and counters, well, after a few days, who would care?

What would you do if every book you read was about your own life, told in a manner that was not the least bit interesting or fun?

[Cuilanië]

hunt down the authors...


What would you do if the Nervousness directors locked all the chain games?

[gwensmom]

My God, Seusomon, save that one for the evil genie game!

I would go out and do something exciting right away and then quit reading books. :(


What would you do if your last nighmare came true?

[nymphette]

probably be committed to a mental institution... i dreamed that there was this big accident set up and these people got my hubby and me and julian in the car to stop on the side of the road... and as we went to try to help them they kidnapped my son... and the whole time the dream was happening, it was kindo f slow motion and i KNEW something was wrong about the whole scene of the accident.. i woke up crying.... i coldn't handle it if someone took one of my kids!!! thank heavens we aren't rich or famous!!! one less thing to worry constatntly about!!!

what would you do if you lost the ability to put your clothes on properly?? things ended up on backwards, inside out, tops on the bottom, etc....

[Cuilanië]

go ahead and ignore the laughter. It's happened to me from time to time...


I'll repeat my question, due to double poster -
What would you do if the Nervousness directors locked all the chain games?

[Seusomon]

bring down the full wrath of the French monkeys and the wise but swift justice of the Giant Prehistoric Guinea Pigs. It wouldn't take long until the games were up again - WITHOUT flood control or emoticon limits!

What would you do if every time you paid someone for something, their face lit up with joy and they started gushing "Oh thank you THANK YOU!" and reached into their purse or wallet and emptied it into your hands in gratitude?

[gwensmom]

Start paying for more stuff. Soundsl like I would come out ahead!

What would you do if they found out the giant prehistoric guinea pig thing was just a hoax?

[Cuilanië]

I would be crushed. It's the only glimmer of hope in my monkey-ridden world!
I'd have to come up with something else... Great humpbacked radioactive squirrels, maybe.


What would you do if you were suddenly cursed with the world's worst stutter?

[Seusomon]

spend more time on chain games. :P

What would you do if "Talk like a pirate day" became a continual event?

[nymphette]

buy a parrot and a wooden leg....

what would you do if every time you became sexually aroused, blue steam came out your ears??? (my sister read this to me from a book... ;))

[Cuilanië]

Pity everybody else for never being aroused!


What would you do if the sky fell on your head?

[Seusomon]

...depends on how heavy it is...

what would you do if every color was switched with its complement (red becomes green, violet becomes yellow, etc.)?

[siafu]

rearrange my crayons.

what would you do if you won free mac and cheese...neverending supply...nothing else to eat either.

[nymphette]

i'd fatten up my tapeworm.... hodie yoten doten day, hodie yoten day-o... fattening up our tape worms....

sorry to all who dont' get to watch the kids in the hall... it would be funny if you had seen that particular skit!!! *I* am laughing out loud... ;) :lol:

what would you do if you went to a job interview for a very important job that you really wanted, and the interviewer started speaking 'baby talk' to you???

[Seusomon]

get up and leave, but refer them to Cuilanië, who apparently has some experience in this sort of interaction.

What would you do if five new letters were added to the alphabet, and everyone understood how to use them except you?

[Cuilanië]

I'd invent my own alphabet and snicker. :) Maybe set some kind of strange and radioactive animal on everyone, too. lol


What would you do if you couldn't tell up from down?

[venus28976]

I'd stand on my head.

what would you do if your hosue started shrinking with you in it?

[gwensmom]

Try to squeeze out a window before it got too small.



What would you do if you had a fascist neighborhood association?

[medeous]

i'd turn my house into a commune/halfway house for drug-dependent, sexually ambiguous people from third-world countries.


what would you do if you woke up to find that someone had shaved off your eyebrows?

[mokistar]

I'd twist my hair up at the nape of my neck and draw on the best 1920's eyebrows!

What would you do if telemarketers could transmit their sales pitch telepathically?

[medeous]

wear my foil hat, of course!

what would you do if you suddenly were not bound by the laws of gravity?

[mokistar]

sleep in a cloud

what would you do if you grew a beard overnight

[medeous]

feel it and comb it and braid it and then shave it all off right before work.

what would you do if everyone started calling you by the same wrong name?

[nymphette]

wonder what my other personality has been doing behind my back....

what would you do if a man showed up at your doorstep, clad only in a pair of tighty-whiteys and two watermelons on his feet???

[medeous]

give him a wedgie.

what would you do if a total stranger gave you a wedgie while you were standing line at the grocery store?

[VeronicasLovebug]

I'd probably turn around and smack them lol



What would you do if you mysteriously became deaf for a week? :blink:

[Cuilanië]

Take a week off from work and sigh in relief - couldn't hear my neighbors, the traffic, the construction... And it wouldn't keep me from playing chain games!
what would you do if everyone started calling you by the same wrong name?
Funny story here... I just tested my new work email address and realized the tech who set it up has renamed me 'Emilie'... LOL Good thing I like that name! ;)

What would you do if there was a giant prehistorical guinea pig in your office/work place?

[Lilac]

First I'd call the janitor to clean up the giant sized guinea pig "pellets" and then I'd tell my boss I was taking the day off...or at least refuse to work until they removed the beast from my office!

What would you do if walked into your house/apartment after work and found it swarming with hornets?

[hainlam]

I'd have a good excuse to stay in a fancy hotel.. courtesy of my landlord. :)


what would you do if david bowie came over for dinner.. ?


(sorry i have bowie on the mind for some reason)

[nymphette]

i'd make him sing for his supper!!! specifically- BLUE JEAN.. and then space oddity becuse it always makes me cry.... ;)

what would you do if inside the opposite sex's body???

[hainlam]

I'd have to try out the equiptment.

what would you do if you were invisible for a day

[gwensmom]

sneak around and spy on people. Or on aliens so i could be an alienspy too!


What would you do if you got your hand caught in the shredder?

[Sirius]

scream rather loudly

attempt to shut off the shredder and pull my hand out

wrap in gauze

drive to medical center


what would you do if you won a one way ticket to anywhere within the continential united states?

[Cuilanië]

Fly over to Phoenix and crash at Rustell's place until I worked up the money for a return ticket, of course!

On second thought, I might save it for March, to pop over to the Nervousness gallery show in Portland, Oregon... *grin*


What would you do if everyone you met on the street turned to stare at you?

[Sirius]

hm...check my reflection in the window, stare back, scream "What, what, what do you all want?" and run away.

I have a spare room whenever you are ready.



What would you do if you had a fish tank that just had two plecostomus (fish who's purpose is to suck the gunk off of the tank and rocks and plants left behind by other fish) and no other fish and you really didn't want to acquire new fish?

[Cuilanië]

Note that it's going to take a straight jacket and a padded cell to keep me from taking you up on that! The most logical bus route between Mexico City and Vancouver passes right through Phoenix, I've checked... ;)


About that fish tank, though... I'll give it to someone interested in having fish!


What would you do if I gave you the tag and you were it?

[Sirius]

pass it to hainlam who is reading this thread

what would you do if someone knocked on your door and said, "Hi I am Eve aka Cuilanië where should I put my stuff?

[Cuilanië]

I'd be seriously weirded out! LOL

Same question for the next poster...

[gwensmom]

I would be all excited to see Cuilanie and we would sing Mozart's requiem and do ballet. But horrified at the same time because my spare room is full of junk! :o



What would you do if everyone but you stopped playing chain games?

[VeronicasLovebug]

I'd probably point them to the house next door...unless of course it really was Cuilanië...then i'd probably invite her in :P lol



What would you do if somebody came to your door, and offered you a brand new TV w/ satelite and entertainment center just like in the movie "Stay Tuned" lol :blink:

[hainlam]

I would actually have to do my job... :(

what would you do if you woke up and it was 1962?

[VeronicasLovebug]

damn...double post lol...ok...

I would be kinda bored if everyone stopped playing chain games...they're kinda fun, and keep me occupied...i guess i'd have to read a book or somethin :P


What would you do if somebody came to your door, and offered you a brand new TV w/ satelite and entertainment center just like in the movie "Stay Tuned" lol :blink:

[gwensmom]

About 1962-
Probably peeing and pooping in my pants and drooling because i was born that year. Yeah I'm old.

I would send the satellite entertainment center away before my husband found out because if we had one he would do nothing but watch football games :angry:


What would you do if Arnold gets elected?

[nymphette]

rent kindergarten cop and wonder 'what the hell are you people thinking???' heh heh... just kidding... though, he DID marry into the right family for politics, so... i think it was inevitable!!!! don't you??? ;)

what would you do if all of a sudden everyone in the world thought YOU wrote the harry potter books (or LOTR books, or clan of the cave bear books, or whatever you are into... ) and expected YOU to write a new one???

[gwensmom]

Pull out a children's book I wrote years ago and didn't do anything with. It would be published and I'd be filthy rich and I would come see you and buy you everything you need for Harrison. YAY!


What would you do if you found out your signifcant other was a member of Al-Qaida?

[Cuilanië]

Go ahead and write it! JKR has stated that she's stopping at 7, and I know I'm going to want to know what happens NEXT...

gwensmom - I don't mind the junk - I've been sleeping on 1/4 of my bed for weeks, and you should see the state of my room... I've made my bed properly last night, and overslept this morning because I was so comfortable! LOL

Double-poster! Turn him in. No patience and no sympathy for terrorists.

What would you do if there was a Nervousness gathering and you found out the day after?

[Sirius]

Pout. Yes, I am a pouter. Then I would immediately start planning the next get together. If I missed out on the invite the first round, I would just plan my own, and not assume it was because all of you hated me and specifically left me out. No, you have to tell me that, I won't take your hints!


What would you do if your parents told you they had abducted you as an infant?

[gwensmom]

Then I would immediately start planning the next get together

2 years ahead of time no doubt!



Be totally freaked out. Get over it eventually
Be glad some good people adopted me
Find my birth parents to see if I had any more siblings

What would you do if you got an e-mail from someone in Africa offering you a chance to make a lot of money by helping them transfer millions of dollars to the US?

[Sirius]

Forward it to the FBI. Who would tell you it is actually a scam to get your account numbers.


What would you do if it was your responsibility to make dinner for Sarahkate and Rustell, the pickiest eaters you've ever encountered? (Hint: Stick with simple, not fancy)

[Curlita]

Assemble of wide variety of tasty niblets and do make-it-yourself wraps. Followed by brownies (because either you a) both like brownies or B) there are more for me).

What would you do if you found out you only had three months to live?

[Sirius]

interrupts this post to let Curlita know that while she was traveling the world I posted in the I have never thread that I have never had a brownie. :o

[siafu]

i would take a leave of absence from school.

i would rent the duplex next to my brother, i think. but then, i would go on a three week trip to italy with my girlfriend and walk around and practice italian.

i would write a book.

i would make a skadillion atc's.

i would keep my grandma company. her alzheimer's makes her forget that we love her.

maybe i could take her to italy with me and we could putz around together.

do you take your toothbrush with you places? what kind of toothpaste do you use?

[nymphette]

i use colgate, the kind that tastes like wintergreen... i forget the name right now... i take my toothbrush everywhere i go, if i am going to be eating... i am a pretty compulsive brusher, though i am getting better... i only brush about 8 times a day now... <shrug> and you shouldn't neglect your gums... (sending out a postie <NEXT WEEK>to whoever tells me what that quote is from...)



and i just realized that this is the 'what would you do if thread'... :D


what would you do if a thousand robot gordon lightfoots came down from uranus to take over the world??? (besides learn the words to 'wreck of the edmund fitzgerald' which would be the new earth anthem....)

[gwensmom]

Get the evil French monkeys to defeat him!

What would you do if you found out GW Bush was your cousin?

[reddirtrose]

Try to wake up from the nightmare


What would you do if you found out that you were an alien with amnesia and the instructions for getting back home were to be found in a random spam message....

[nymphette]

i'd have to stop deleting, unread, the 'want to make your penis 20 inches longer' emails i get..... sigh... and then go home!!!


what would you do if everyone around you started talking in old (olde??) english??

[gwensmom]

Brush up on Beowulf


What would you do if you were crowned queen/king of the chain games?

[siafu]

pass out fluffy cupcakes with pink frosting and sprinkles. make sure i had some potatoes on the side for rustell and sarahkate. always safe with potatoes.

what would you do if you got a $13,000 raise?

:P

[hainlam]

I would declare that hell has indeed frozen over..

what would you do if you intended on having a one night stand.. but the person just wouldn't go away?


nymphette-- quoting Pretty Woman... I love that movie.. my favorite line is.. "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got goin' on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."

[medeous]

depending on the person, either:

A. eventually slip into love without realizing it and LIKE having them around all the time.

or

B. plummet into an abyss of resentful hatefulness and secretly wish them dead.

what would you do if a bizarre baking mishap forced you to wear a big black eyepatch for a week?

[Sirius]

research some pirate phrases and find me a hook


What would you do if you had an extra day off each week?

[gwensmom]

Sleep
do errands
spend time with or do things for my mom and aunt who each have a difficult-to-care-for sick family member on their hands. that's not counting gwen!

get caught up on Gwen's paperwork
take Gwen out more

Also
go to art galleries and exhibitions
take classes in biblical interpretation, some kind of dance or web design
get more exercise


What would you do if it turns out that Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are right? :o
(NOT that I think they are!!!)

[Cuilanië]

[takes foot out of mouth]

Next, please!

[medeous]

What would you do if it turns out that Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are right?

burn in hell with my own personal imp tormenting me forever and always, i'd imagine.

what would you do if your head spun around backwards and you couldn't get it back 'round front?

[plastikvodka]

wear my clothes backwards and hope no one noticed.

or

hope it stayed that way for halloween



what would you do if you woke up and you had eyes growing out the back of your head?

[Sirius]

creep out small children, never have to use the rearview mirror, impress people b walking backwards, all the usual party tricks....


What would you do DIFFERNTLY if you woke up and discovered the past year had been a dream (or nightmare)?

[VeronicasLovebug]

well...that depends...i've had lots of bad happen...but then again...i have had quite a bit of good come from it. I would probably go back, and fix all the shit that has happened the past year...not make the same mistakes...and then i would hope that i would be able to come across veronica again since i met her within the past year...and well...she's wonderful :wub: so yeah :D :P



What would you do if you came home one day, and your apartment/house was completely empty(all the funiture, people, clothes, etc...all gone)?

[Seusomon]

Get desparately upset, spend a lot of time complaining to the wrong people and getting frustrated with their not solving the problem, and then after a week or so just resign myself to gradually getting all new stuff.

What would you do if everytime you turned on the TV, it was people you know being interviewed - about you!

[Cuilanië]

I don't know, really, I don't have a TV... But I'd probably die of terminal embarrassment, and not dare poke my nose outside. Wear a wig and glasses if I had to.

What would you do if someone had left with your coat? (I'm a bit miffed about this, ain't I? <_< )

[Seusomon]

Commandeer several chain games about the coat incident, until it was out of my system.

What would you do if the free association threads seemed to be getting much less attention than they ought to?

[Cuilanië]

Hack the forums so that every time someone wants to reply to a chain game, they end up in free association.
(I would like to mention to the BoD that I do NOT know how to do this. Don't ban me! LOL)


What would you do if all the people around you couldn't smile or laugh?

[siafu]

i would ask them lots of questions until i figured out what it is that they do when they are happy. we would teach each other happy indicators, like thumbs up...it would turn out ok, even if we all looked like lurch.

what would you do if you accidentally sneezed on a very cool potential employer?

[gwensmom]

Apologize profusely, hope that nothing disgusting was hanging out of my nose, and then leave and keep looking for a new job!


What would you do if someone was stalking you?

[dorsia]

I'd look for an opportunity to sock them square in the face, then take out a restraining order.

...unless it turned out to be John Cusack who was stalking me. Then I'd take a slightly different approach. B)


What would you do if you were being stalked by a celebrity?

[nymphette]

i would hope it was harry connick jr. and then let him catch me and do with me what he will!!! if it wasn't him- get a restraining order and hope for the best....

what would you do if your tongue ws sooo long that everytime you talked it rolled out of your mouth to hang down the from of your shirt???

[gwensmom]

Learn sign language!

What would you do if I showed up at your front door tonight?

[AlienSpy]

Offer you to stay for a couple of days with me and my guest from Belgium (who should be here any minute now). Only problem is she doesn't speak English, but I could translate! :D

What would you do if you gave birth to a baby alien?!

Julie

[gwensmom]

Send it to you! Or at least call you for advice.


What would you do if your mother hated your husband?

[Sirius]

Tell her to get over it. Lucky for me, my mother pre-approved of Brian, since he and I were friends first, my mom already knew him and had hinted about, "that nice boy Brian."

...but I have dated people that she did not approve of, and basically out stubborned her. Oh, Thanksgiving? I won't be able to make it because your glares make X uncomfortable. No big "let's all get together and talk about it" just a matter of, accept that the person is a part of my life and move on...

What would you do if you found out you are in the Matrix?

[bluecrayon]

Well, I would for sure run from Keanu Reeves who looks brain dead for the most part!

What if you woke up and you were the opposite gender?

[venus28976]

I'd momentarily freak out and then I'd decide to make the most out of the bizarre experience and explore the wonders of maleness.

What would you do if you were trapped in a dream and couldn't wake up but knew you were dreaming?

[gwensmom]

Make sure I was dreaming wonderful things.


What would you do if Ahnold was elected governor of your state?
(Hey- it says "bizarre situations"!)

[VeronicasLovebug]

move


lol :P


what would you do if you woke up in the morning...and you were a squirell?

[Sirius]

avoid my father


as we speak my father is squirrel hunting. he claims to not actually hunt them, but just goes for the trip, it's the only time all of his brothers get together. Last year when he went I went to toy stores, hobby stores, walmarts, and goodwills and bought all the stuffed squirrels I could find and put them all over his place for him to return home to.

What would you do if you came home to a house full of stuffed squirrels?

[bluecrayon]

be convinced that someone slipped me some acid when I wasn't looking! :D


The person of your dreams is right over there, but you're with someone else! What would you do???

[Cuilanië]

Try to strike up a friendship with the person of my dreams, and hope it all works out for the best later on...


What would you do if the only song you ever heard was a really cheesy one about you?

[Seusomon]

Go around acting really cheesy myself. Why fight it?

What would you do if all your clothes started developing holes, broken zippers, lost buttons, broken laces, tears ... all at the same time?

[Sirius]

Learn to use a sewing machine I suppose. Oh, who am I kidding, the last time a hem came out of a skirt it laid in a box for 6 months until my mother volunteered to fix it for me...but I can do her taxes for her!

What's the most annoying piece of clothing you own, and why haven't you gotten rid of it yet? You know the pants that are too snug, the bra that has the right strap that always falls off your shoulder....

[gwensmom]

I hate clothes. I hate shopping for them, trying to find something to wear every day and all that washing, folding and putting them away. :angry: I know I would like clothes better if I lost some weight and actually looked decent in them.

But I do like broken in jeans, cotton knit things like t-shirts and sweatshirts, and flannel pj's and gowns. They have to be big so they don't touch me much. I was appalled when polyester got cool again.

The thing that annoys me the most is this unlined jacket I got that has cool fabrics and beading on it. It looked great in the store but it just doesn't hang right.



What would you do if you couldn't sleep because your throat hurt so bad?

[Cuilanië]

Get up, make myself lemon tea with honey, go back to drink it in bed.
Read until I fall asleep. (Usually how I fall asleep, most nights.)


What would you do if you were the only active member in the forums for a week?

[hammerquill]

Actually get something done for a change? Or maybe just mope.

What game are you best at?

[bluecrayon]

The chain games, of course!! :D

What art thingy do you wish you more skilled at?

[Cuilanië]

I wish I could draw properly.


What would you do if the sky fell on your head one morning?

[gwensmom]

If it didn't kill me I'd look up and try to see what was above the sky. Then start cleaning up the mess.

What would you do if your significant other cleaned out your bank account and disappeared?

[VeronicasLovebug]

:o <---first i'd do this
:( <---then i'd do this
:angry: <---then i'd do this lol


what would you do if you woke up one morning and your house/apartment was filled up w/ cats....so many that you had no room to even walk anywhere...

[Sirius]

Open the door and get some of them outside, get a bigger litter box, and start calling places to come pick them up/find homes etc. Widget, the grumpy cat, would undoubtedly clear them out pretty quickly.

What would you do if you went on a girl's night out and came home at 9:30 because everyone was tired? (Other than realize you are old)

[gwensmom]

I do that all the time! My sister and I used to have these 2 or 3 times a year and we came up with great ideas for activities that didn't last all night. Everyone went home early but nobody cared because they had fun.

So..I would just start planning another girls' night out and stock up on geritol.


What would you do if you were forced to go back in time and relive your jr. high school years?

[BleedingGirl]

Well, consider I'm in my junior year of high school...(I assume when you say Jr. High you mean middle school.) It wouldn't be far away. but I was so shy and only had 1 friend. Seriously. So I would talk to more people and be more active in art club (I was lazy back then). I would ask out my crush that I had from kindergarden until 9th grade when he said i was too shy and innocent for him. *mumbles* Butthead. :angry: Hehe...

What would you do if you look on T.V. and realize everyone could see your life play out on all the channels?

[Meika]

Turn the answerring machine on so I could screen the dozens of calls I'd surely get. I'd probably tell my Mom not to watch too because it would shock the daylights out of her. :lol:

What would you do if you woke up and you were a member of the opposite sex?

[sarahkate]

Well...aside from the initial shock...and some crying ...and screaming....

I would go to my boss & tell him I am now a man...so I get more money right? (I don't know if I mean that to be funny........or depressing)

Then I would hunt down my boyfriend & befriend him....(I am assuming he doesn't know the male version of me is me) and find out what he really talks about when he's with the guys.



What would you do if you were told that you had to choose one and only one meal to eat for the rest of your life?

[neosho]

well duh, i would go out and eat everything i LOVE until i couldn't possibly consume another bite...and then i'd kill myself.


so, what would you do if you suddenly realized you had the power of invisibility whenever you wanted it?

[kittymao]

being the paranoid galoot I am, I would walk into a roomful of friends while visible, hang out a bit, walk out, go invisible and then listen to what they had to say about me.

Oh, and go all Ghost-like. You know, throw things, be all spooky and freak people out. That would be SO MUCH EFFING FUN!

What would you do if you were told you were being Transfered ( by your job) to Africa?

[Cuilanië]

I'd get my vaccinations, pack up and go! :)


What would you do if AlienSpy informed you that :
- you are really a camouflaged alien,
- you were given for adoption as an infant, to be raised by humans,
- the experiment is now complete,
- they will take you back to your planet to be analyzed and tested?

[AlienSpy]

haha! Well obviously I can't answer this... :P But good one Cuilanië!

Julie

[sarahkate]

heh! I will take this one...

well...if Julie told me I was an alien first I would ask her if I could still access Nervousness on my home planet...

if she said no....I would run like hell & hide (I can't tell you where...in case this does ever happen *looks at Julie...and wonder if she really IS an Alien Spy*)

if she said yes...then I would say "Hell Yeah! Let's go!" and I would zoom off to my new planet & get all my little alien friends hooked on nervousness. Wahooo!


What would you do if you opened your closet & a flock of flying monkeys spilled out?

[Sirius]

give them directions to france




what would you do if you discovered your job was obsolete?

[gwensmom]

It would actually be a good thing because it would mean that no one needs social services any more! I would just stay home for a while.

What would you do if you woke up with a sore throat, cramps and lower back pain on the day you had to give a party for 45 senior women?

[Seusomon]

Call some friends to come and help, and try to relax!

What would you do if you passed Cuilanie's posting total, and then received a PM from the Nervousness master computer allowing you access to the secret pages where all the information on the world domination plan is being kept, but find you can only share about what you've discovered on the chain games, where no one will believe you anyway?

[Sirius]

What would you do if you passed Cuilanie's posting total, and then received a PM from the Nervousness master computer allowing you access to the secret pages where all the information on the world domination plan is being kept, but find you can only share about what you've discovered on the chain games, where no one will believe you anyway?

I'd post bits and pieces in each of the chain games, so that nervousers had to put it together as a mystery and then they'd believe it because it was something they figured out.

What would you do if....you woke up with an exclamation point tattooed on your forehead?

[nymphette]

i would go and see paul jeffries, and ask him to turn it into the rune 'algiz'... and then hope for the best...

what would you do if you found out that the whole french monkeys situation was a conspiracy against YOU???

[Cuilanië]

I already know that.
I'm plotting revenge.
You'll all be sorry.
You just wait and see...
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :ph34r:

:P :rolleyes: :P :blink: :P :rolleyes: :P :lol:


What would you do if you could only see in black and white?
(Haven't I asked this one already??? Hmmm..... <_<)

[gwensmom]

I would not be able to see your blue hair! :( :( :(

What would you do if you couldn't sleep even though you were dead tired?

[nymphette]

muddle on, because it happens a lot unfortunately... i can be tired and exhausted, but still not sleepy at all... and unable to rest... i suffer from two kinds of insomnia chronically- i have trouble falling asleep and i also wake frequently.... it also get sworse under pressure or stress, or when my depression worsens... (which lack of sleep makes even worse...) you don't get 'used to it' (my husband asks aren't you used to an hour's sleep a night??? that's all you ever get, aren't you used to it???' like you can get used to feeling like that!!!) but you accept it... i dont' tend to let it stress me out anymore... i am grateful for what sleep i get and when i ge tmore than 3 hours a night, hurrah!!!!! :o

what would you do if everything and one in the world stopped all of a sudden but you, and you had the power to do that when you wanted to??? ( i vaguely remember a twilight zone episode liek that.... with a nuclear bomb....

robyn

[Cuilanië]

I'd use the extra time to create art whenever the inspiration strikes, instead of waiting until I get home and the burst of creativity has passed anyway.


What would you do if your evil twin (which we'll assume you have for the sake of argument) hovered around you grinning all the time, but won't tell you why?

[Seusomon]

I'd be really frustrated and angry for a long time, then probably eventually learn to ignore him and live with it.

What would you do if you knew someone was planning on leaving clues about the world domination conspiracy on the chain game threads, but you had no idea which thread or even how to recognize a clue if you saw it?

[gwensmom]

Ask the googlebot- he sees everything on this site!

What would you do if the googlebot pm'd you about doing an exhange?

[Sirius]

I'd make it commit to sending first...because I don't really trust Googlebot much.


What would you do if...you had to decide how to carve the family pumpkin? (Oh, living on the edge there, I wanted to hear what creative ideas you'd have being artsy folks and all)

[Seusomon]

I think I'd get away from faces entirely, and do some intricate kind of maze-like design, filigrees all over!

What would you do if you were accused of being a war criminal?

[Cuilanië]

Gather all the evidence available to prove that the evil monkeys made me do it!



What would you do if you acquired a sibling young enough to be your child? (This is my case...)

[Seusomon]

would be great fun - I love kids!

What would you do if your ex-spouse or ex-lover started dating one of your parents?

[medeous]

be extremely weirded out since none of them like each other and they are all currently married, but not to each other.

what would you do if your ex-spouse asked you to be the legal guardian of the child of his/her current marriage?

[sarahkate]

I would be very confused...but depending on the situation I suppose I might consider it.



What would you do if your boss gave you a year off (paid!) ?? What would you do with all of your free time?

[kittymao]

Hm.
This is actually difficult, considering my job is now only one day a week, at $7 an hour. But for sake of argument and reality, we will assume the 5days/8 hours deal.

I would make a stopmotion film. I would buy all the supplies and the software and the camera and would MAKE A FILM! ohhh... I'd love to do that.... *drool* Probably of something abstract, but hey! That's fun!

Hm. If you woke up one day and were no longer yourself, who would you WANT to wake up being?

[Letswapart]

uhm tough one... think I would be my dog!!

What would you do if the doorbell rang and outside was a weirdlooking being which definitively was NOT of this earth?

[janeboston]

uhm..i really don't know what i'd do. first of all, i'd hit myself in the head and think correctly and contemplate WHY on earth (hah! pun!) there is a strange being at my door.

what would you do if you had to choose between eating your dog, or dying?
[hard question for me]

[janeboston]

oh yea, i forgot..
after that i would run around screaming AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then faint.

[sarahkate]

I would die...no doubt about it. Never in a million years would I eat my dog....or any other dog for that matter.



What would you do if you won a $1000 gift cerficate to a store that sold ONLY men's ties? What would you do with all of those ties??

[Christine_0701]

i would donate them to an organization that provides dresses and suits for prom

what would you do if you won a lifetime supply of mouse food?